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Clips: Ironing the Sexy Way
1 Comment Published by Joel May 18th, 2007 in Clothes, Women. Share ThisBe advised: if you are not a buxom cheesecake model, you should not emulate every wriggle and slide in this HOWTO video.
Safe for work, sort of. Just explain that they made you wear a pressed shirt, so this is on-the-job training.
[via Complex]
Maxim has announced their “Hot 100″ list of the world’s most fuckable women, as voted by the editors of the magazine based on a matrix of “buzz and beauty,” and Lindsay Lohan has come out on top. I mean… really? There’s no doubt that LL was an object worthy of considerable lust a couple of years ago, but her recent descent into partying and drug use has left her disgustingly skinny—worn thin. (I’d still fuck her, of course, provided she has a vagina.) [CNN]
Based on the ’70s series starring Lindsay Wagner—although the new version drops the “The”—”Bionic Woman” is a new hourly drama added to NBC’s Fall line-up, starring English soap star Michelle Ryan as Jaime Sommers. A four-minute preview is online at NBC.com, which includes a shot of Katee “Starbuck” Sackhoff as an older model of bionic [...]
Clips: Photochopping a Big Girl Into a Skinny One
7 Comments Published by Joel May 11th, 2007 in Women. Share ThisThere’s a reason I so rarely find women in magazines to be sexually arousing: I’ve seen too many videos like this one showing how Photoshop can be used to smooth out their wrinkles, folds, and other totally human features about them. I’m all about a little photo touch-up here and there, but sometimes the women [...]
I applaud 10 Zen Monkeys‘ attempt to select the seven worst things one could buy a mother for Mother’s Day, but while they have a dalliance with the sexual, they miss the clear number one worst thing: a gas-powered jelly dong with bands of increasingly expansive compression springs with a note reading “Mama, I’m coming [...]
A.J. Jacobs shows why he’s the best writer working for Esquire named A.J. today in this creepy but hilarious article about his misadventures playing one of the oldest tricks on the internet: pretending he’s a hot woman.
In this case his goal is more than just cheap thrills (and a per-word paycheck). His apparently dripping hot [...]
Normally I like to support the idea that women don’t poop. Sure, I know it’s a lie we tell ourselves, but it’s a good lie with a noble cause. Pooping is one of those nasty things that only men do because it’s in our DNA. Regardless, you can’t help but enjoy this table-leveling story published by the Poop Report. [poopreport.com]
Wooderson’s Women: Allison Stokke
18 Comments Published by Joel May 7th, 2007 in Sports, Women. Share ThisThis picture of high school pole vaulter Allison Stokke has been making the rounds the last couple of weeks and the internet has not seemed to lost its interest, despite the fact that additional images of Ms. Stokke show her to be a healthy young woman who looks only just her age. (While I refuse [...]
Hotten In Denmark: High School Students Strip in School-Sanctioned Event
5 Comments Published by Joel May 2nd, 2007 in Travel, Women. Share ThisWhile in America we totally lose it every time a hot blonde teacher bangs her willing 16-year-old students, Denmark knows how to keep students and faculty entertained: by letting the hot girls stage a strip-off. This might be the greatest opening paragraph ever:
Teachers have refused to stop an annual striptease by pupils despite a video [...]
A Moroccan-born immigrant asked a judge in Germany to remove her from her marriage from a man who beat her. A German judge said she should have “expected” beatings because she is a Muslim. Why do I suspect the judge is trying to make a statement about Islam at this woman’s expense? [Independent.co.uk]
Afternoon Tonic: Southern Belles
0 Comments Published by Joel April 26th, 2007 in Tonic, Women. Share ThisBig sun hats, a case of Natty Lite, and a line in front of the shitter. I declare!
[via AtlantaIllustrated.com]
Allure tricked the following ladies into getting tastefully nude: Vanessa Williams, Carla Gugino, Kristen Chenoweth, and Marley Shelton. Good job, Allure! [A Socialite's Life]
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