Not just stand-up. Funny stand-up. About bacon.

I don’t exactly know what the message is they’re trying to get across (and I’ve seen the original Dove ad they’re lampooning) but I still laughed. [via See Jack Shop]

“Man sentenced in “pride” killing of ostrich.” [Yahoo/Reuters]
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - A U.S. man was sentenced to five months in jail after he and a friend, acting on wounded pride, gunned down an ostrich that had kicked them as their female companions laughed, a newspaper reported on Saturday.

From the surprisingly fantastic “Crime Scene KC” blog:
Authorities have dropped charges against a Texas woman who allegedly gave her husband enemas using sherry. (Insufficient evidence, they say.) The man died of alcohol poisoning and had a .47 BAC at time of death. The wife has told the local newspaper that her husband had an addiction [...]

Unlike most race videos that end in fire and tears, this one ends with the lil’ tire that could. Safe for work! (Thanks, Michael!)

[Via Digg]

Amazingly, this is mostly safe for work. And if you don’t know what a “lemon party” is, Google will guide you to something that is assuredly not safe for work or your perception of geriatric sexuality.

I always figured that being locked into a polyester suit all day would drive a mascot a little batty. Now it’s on tape!
[Via Crunchgear]

College Humor’s latest installment of “Prank War” was so unbelievably harsh I didn’t think it could be real, but Deadspin interviewed the prankster and he claims it’s the real deal. The send-up? A fifth-inning announcement a Yankee’s game indicates a man has proposed to his girlfriend. The problem is, he wasn’t the one who put [...]

Don’t forget, it’s still Dethroner’s ongoing quest to bring you lions. This case of lion-ry is a little more humiliating, but at least he takes it in stride.
[Via Home Run Derby]

Ric “The Nature Boy” Flair, former pro wrestler, has opened up his own finance company, specializing in the “Figure-4 Process.”
Their tagline: “We compete so you don’t have to. Woooooo!”
Company Page [RicFlairFinance.com]