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Dethroner » Tonic http://dethroner.com Where every man is king. Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:58:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 “The ‘Pussy Renaissance’ is Coming to an End!” http://dethroner.com/2008/06/16/the-pussy-renaissance-is-coming-to-an-end/ http://dethroner.com/2008/06/16/the-pussy-renaissance-is-coming-to-an-end/#comments Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:14:12 +0000 Joel http://dethroner.com/?p=4173

stevehoca

If you’d like to watch a sad sack rant into a camera perched on the dash of his parked car about the end of womenkind’s preternatural ability to spot his self-loathing and axemurderiness from a mile away — and if you’re looking to stay positive about humanity, you’re not — then Steve Hoca’s powerful VoiceThoughts™ will edify and enlighten. Steve’s part of a movement called “True Forced Loneliness,” in which angry men get back at all those women who wouldn’t date them by choosing to live a life of solitude. That’ll show them hussies!

Seriously, don’t be this guy.

Embedded is disabled on this video, so have a link: “The ‘Pussy Renaissance’ is coming to an end!” [YouTube]

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After a shit day yesterday, this is exactly what I needed to see. Thanks, John!

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I had intend to write more a preamble to this video of the “Iron Mic” rap battle, but rather than waiting I just wanted to put it up here so you guys don’t miss it. The beginning is sort of amusing or whatever, but stick around for Eli, who after one false start ends up doing pretty fucking awesome. The Rosie O’Donnell line slays me.

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[via TV in Japan]

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Uh. Get your protein on! New Meat Water claims to give you what it takes to build muscle — and it sounds delicious. Take their Ground Beef and Cheddar flavor for instance:

Ground Beef + aged Cheddar

As Samuel L. Jackson once said, “Now that’s a tasty burger!” How do you like yours? ‘Cause when it’s cooked right, there’s nothing like a juicy burger with a thick slice of Vermont cheddar on top. You can even taste the ketchup!

Store it cool, but drink it warm!

If only this were real! Dethroner advertising dollars would go through the roof! (or Joel would trade it all away for a case of Fish ‘n Chips flavor.)

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I wasn’t expecting much from this little video commercial from GQ that describes the perfect man, but whoever produced it sure knows how to work the callback joke. [via Boinkology]

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I don’t know why Liveleak’s player buffers so badly, but stick with it. Right about :30 this gets fantastic. NSFW: Some heavily-accented cursing.

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Sure, it’s not the best stand-up ever, but it’s worth it to get a taste of that sweet, sweet The Techno. [via POETV]

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]]> http://dethroner.com/2008/02/06/oh-hey-guys-just-watching-this-brazilian-transvestite-dwarf-dancing/feed/ 15 Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon Serenade Kimmel http://dethroner.com/2008/02/01/sarah-silverman-and-matt-damon-serenade-kimmel/ http://dethroner.com/2008/02/01/sarah-silverman-and-matt-damon-serenade-kimmel/#comments Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:38:59 +0000 Joel http://dethroner.com/2008/02/01/sarah-silverman-and-matt-damon-serenade-kimmel/

Update: Have a Youtubes!

This might be the best thing that’s ever been on Kimmel. (I’d tell you more but I don’t want to spoil it.) [Huffington Post]

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SORRY I HAVEN”T BEEN POSTING MUCH LATELY I HAVE BEEN EXPERICING GOS CHI ENERGY AMAZING POWER ALOT SO HERE IS THING>>>KEEP IN MIND I AM NOT A DOCTOR

BEYOND THIS IS TIME FOR ONE OR TWO FLIPZ OR MAYBE< YES< BLASTZ

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Unlike what the name might imply, it’s not just a blog about crime in KC. (Although it does keep a special eye on my hometown; getting updates about meth busts make me feel like I never left!) Instead, James Hart collects headlines from around the world, both funny, poignant, and outrageous. Or sometimes all three, like this recent favorite that made me laugh and weep all at once: “Pit bulls kill young cancer patient’s Make-A-Wish horse”.

If you’d like to be reminded of how miserable, dumb, and hilarious your fellow man can be, you’d do worse than add Crime Scene KC to your daily read.

Crime Scene KC [Blogs.KansasCity.com]

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Not just stand-up. Funny stand-up. About bacon.

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I don’t exactly know what the message is they’re trying to get across (and I’ve seen the original Dove ad they’re lampooning) but I still laughed. [via See Jack Shop]

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SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – A U.S. man was sentenced to five months in jail after he and a friend, acting on wounded pride, gunned down an ostrich that had kicked them as their female companions laughed, a newspaper reported on Saturday.

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Authorities have dropped charges against a Texas woman who allegedly gave her husband enemas using sherry. (Insufficient evidence, they say.) The man died of alcohol poisoning and had a .47 BAC at time of death. The wife has told the local newspaper that her husband had an addiction for enemas. The alcohol? That was his way of getting drunk.

Dying by alcohol enema is now known as “The Lone Star.”

Sherry enema not as awesome as it sounds [Blogs.KansasCity.com]

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Unlike most race videos that end in fire and tears, this one ends with the lil’ tire that could. Safe for work! (Thanks, Michael!)

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[Via Digg]

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