If you’d like to watch a sad sack rant into a camera perched on the dash of his parked car about the end of womenkind’s preternatural ability to spot his self-loathing and axemurderiness from a mile away — and if you’re looking to stay positive about humanity, you’re not — then Steve Hoca’s powerful VoiceThoughts™ [...]

After a shit day yesterday, this is exactly what I needed to see. Thanks, John!

I had intend to write more a preamble to this video of the “Iron Mic” rap battle, but rather than waiting I just wanted to put it up here so you guys don’t miss it. The beginning is sort of amusing or whatever, but stick around for Eli, who after one false start ends up [...]

[via TV in Japan]

Uh. Get your protein on! New Meat Water claims to give you what it takes to build muscle — and it sounds delicious. Take their Ground Beef and Cheddar flavor for instance:
Ground Beef + aged Cheddar
As Samuel L. Jackson once said, “Now that’s a tasty burger!” How do you like yours? ‘Cause when it’s cooked [...]

I wasn’t expecting much from this little video commercial from GQ that describes the perfect man, but whoever produced it sure knows how to work the callback joke. [via Boinkology]

I don’t know why Liveleak’s player buffers so badly, but stick with it. Right about :30 this gets fantastic. NSFW: Some heavily-accented cursing.

Sure, it’s not the best stand-up ever, but it’s worth it to get a taste of that sweet, sweet The Techno. [via POETV]

Update: Have a Youtubes!
This might be the best thing that’s ever been on Kimmel. (I’d tell you more but I don’t want to spoil it.) [Huffington Post]

SORRY I HAVEN”T BEEN POSTING MUCH LATELY I HAVE BEEN EXPERICING GOS CHI ENERGY AMAZING POWER ALOT SO HERE IS THING>>>KEEP IN MIND I AM NOT A DOCTOR
BEYOND THIS IS TIME FOR ONE OR TWO FLIPZ OR MAYBE< YES< BLASTZ

I read a ton of RSS as part of my work. I’m always hesitant to include a blog that is off-topic for me, even if it’s a good read, simply because I don’t want to be distracted. But ever since my friend Brendan recommended the “Crime Scene KC” blog it’s been a welcome seasoning to [...]