Archive for the 'Romance' Category



If you’d like to waste an hour or two like I have this morning vicariously living out a sad internet sack’s dating experience, please avoid the rest of this post and click the link below to the “First date smoochin’” thread on videogame forum Quarter to Three. Forum regular “extarbags” started a thread with a […]

You may have come across the Men’s Health article, “50 Things She Wishes You Knew” [menshealth.com], and now there we have the inevitable backlash, from a blogger named “Klashbash”. [Ironfisted.com] One thing I wish they each knew: they’re both jerks who deserve each other.

CBS News has just published an article profiling “cougars”, the popular name given to the kind of mature women who are on the prowl for younger men. It’s an intriguing state of the dating union. The fact that the term and what it represents has now become network newsworthy kind of gives the phenomenon a […]

From the upcoming book “I Saw You: Missed Connections,” filled with cartoons inspired by posts on Craigslist’s personals section of the same name.
I Saw You: Missed Connections [Flickr]
Book Blog [MissedConnections.blogspot.com]

Sexual Mind Bullets

“A woman walked out on her boyfriend because she said her new lover had a special talent - he could make her climax using only his mind.” [NYDailyNews.com]

Where to begin with this creepy and utterly useless piece in today’s New York Times about people who are rejected because they have strange apartments? Could it be the comedy “REJECTED” stamps photoshopped onto images of pathetic (but rich!) schlubs who occasionally don’t get laid because they have Lego in their apartments? (I’ll admit it, […]

Yes, I this is in from Cute Overload, but the Mrs. just sent me this and damn, is it cute. Your heart is a stone if it doesn’t make you want to cuddle something, even if it’s just a football. I defy you to not forward this to your lover or your mom.
Okay, I […]

Sorry, ladies! Bao Xishun, Mongolian shepherd and the world’s tallest man, is no longer an eligible bachelor.
At 7′9″, Xishun received worldwide attention last December when he was called to duty to save the lives of two dolphins who had swallowed pieces of plastic. His 41.7″ long arms were the only tools capable of effectively […]

Online Dating Bill Squashed

Silly online dating bill that would have required sites to detail their level of background screening has been knocked out in the Illinois House. [Ars Technica]

Adult Sheep Finder

“The world’s first ever sheep shagger personals site.” [AdultSheepFinder.com]

Taking your wife’s surname really freaks a lot of people out, at least if Donna and Mike Salinger’s story is any indication.
As Donna and Mike entered their wedding reception, an unwitting announcer told the expectant crowd, “Ladies and gentleman, put your hands together for the new Mr. and Mrs. Salinger!”
Some guests clapped, some chuckled at […]

One of the problems I’m discovering as I get older is that, like my joints, my taste in stuff requires more and more effort to stay limber; this is best illustrated in terms of music. Every generation inevitably finds itself becoming the outdated demographic sooner or later.
By the time you’re in your early thirties […]




Team

Editor: Joel Johnson | Email | AIM

Hosted by: Wing Six

Asides

RSS

» Baconpig. Zenith of mankind’s porcine proclivity or just gross? You be the judge. Don’t miss the Pig Butchering Guide in T-shirt form. # 0

» A man wants to know if jerking off into his guppy tank will cause his fish any harm. Just don’t forget to cuddle, I say. [StraightDope.com# 1

» An Atlanta florist is selling the “Broquet,” baskets of amply masculine cactus and carnivorous plants that can be given from one man to another. [BananaFlorist.com via Seth Godin# 0

» What may be my next car, the Mitsubishi Evolution X, goes on sale today in Japan. Next year for North America. [Crave.CNET.com# 0

» I haven’t really dug into it much, but JoS. A. Bank is having what appears to be a pretty major sale, with up to 50% off on Fall items and 70% off on clearance items. [JosBank.com# 1

» Cities collapse due to unsustainable growth? Naw it’ll never happen. We have science. [unsw.edu.au, creationmuseum.org] # 0

» Headline of the Day: “Men want hot women, study confirms” [CNN# 2

» We just cracked a 750 of “Forêt,” an organic saison from Brasserie Dupont. The reviews on Beer Advocate are sort of mixed, but as far as I’m concerned it’s a knockout: bright, light, full of the best tastes of summer. One of the best saisons I’ve ever had. # 1

» All Hail the Meat Cocktail [www.cyberbilly.com/meathenge] # 1

» In a nod to an icon, NASA Shuttle to Launch Luke Skywalker’s Lightsaber. This makes me sad because it reminds me that Carrie Fisher’s breasts are no longer in the same pristine (and perky) condition. [www.space.com] # 1



Close
E-mail It