Archive for the 'Romance' Category

Here’s a hint. From the Times (UK):
Researchers remained puzzled as to why the women most likely to settle for a one-night stand were judged to be the most attractive. It was suggested that the lack of effort required on the part of men compensated for “any costs from long-term relationship breakdown”.
Looks like you should always […]

Seems our hero, London floor-fitter Lefkos Hajji had a really bad idea. He decided to put a $12,000.00 engagement ring in a helium balloon and not hold on.
But as he left the shop, a gust of wind pulled the balloon from his hand and he watched the ring — and quite possibly the affections of […]

I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion for game play and fornication. I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it’s too weird. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume dress optional but preferred. I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please be quite buxom […]

Romance Isn’t Undead

A Pottsville man convinced a 15-year-old girl he was part werewolf and part vampire before sexually assaulting her, police say. … To prove to police he was indeed a genuine vampire/werewolf, Carl “showed me his canine teeth,” Joos said. “I let him know that all mammals, including humans, have canine teeth.”
Joos said Carl also told […]

The Chemistry of Love

From Mindhacks:
Psychiatrist Donatella Marazziti and her colleagues measured levels of a protein that transports the neurotransmitter serotonin in the blood of 20 people who had recently fallen madly in love, 20 people with obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) and 20 healthy comparison participants. … She found that the group of patients with OCD and the recently […]

Just To Stay In Theme…


Most of the advice John Mariani gives in this “How to Take a Woman to Dinner” piece on Esquire is antiquated crap—don’t go Dutch? Stand when she leaves and returns to the table? That kind of behavior is for after you’re in a relationship, not at the beginning—but I did like this one bit of […]

Love at First Sight

As you peddled away crying, I realized that I had over reacted. I was having a bad day and had just spent a lot of money on a new paint job, but pulling a gun on you was out of line. I’d like to make a formal apology in person. Over a bottle of wine […]

When forced to pick between crazy imbicilic cretin or white rapping fucknuckle, I always go with the creepy hillbilly mutant grown from DNA harvested from one of Paul Lynde’s turds. Attraction is not a choice.
The Five Worst Online Dating Video Profiles [Esquire.com]

A few of you have expressed some concern about my recent fascination with the pick-up and seduction community. Thank you for your healthy skepticism. I will say this: for as many good tips and advice I am discovering, I am finding just as many cases of pathetic armchair Casanovas.
I hope this video will quell some […]

It’s hard not to dismiss this piece in TIME by Belinda Luscombe, titled “Why We Flirt,” with the pat answer: because we want to fuck. But it’s the stuff in the margins, when we flirt despite no real intention to follow through, that is much more interesting. Still, I can’t help but read blips like […]

Lonely Bastard of the Day

A North Carolina man got busted for trying to pick up women by telling him he was a narco. Turns out that’s illegal!
“Melton admitted that he had told employees that he was an officer,” the release stated. “When asked why, Melton said that he did it to impress the ladies. Melton said that he did […]




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» Baconpig. Zenith of mankind’s porcine proclivity or just gross? You be the judge. Don’t miss the Pig Butchering Guide in T-shirt form. # 0

» A man wants to know if jerking off into his guppy tank will cause his fish any harm. Just don’t forget to cuddle, I say. [StraightDope.com# 1

» An Atlanta florist is selling the “Broquet,” baskets of amply masculine cactus and carnivorous plants that can be given from one man to another. [BananaFlorist.com via Seth Godin# 0

» What may be my next car, the Mitsubishi Evolution X, goes on sale today in Japan. Next year for North America. [Crave.CNET.com# 0

» I haven’t really dug into it much, but JoS. A. Bank is having what appears to be a pretty major sale, with up to 50% off on Fall items and 70% off on clearance items. [JosBank.com# 1

» Cities collapse due to unsustainable growth? Naw it’ll never happen. We have science. [unsw.edu.au, creationmuseum.org] # 0

» Headline of the Day: “Men want hot women, study confirms” [CNN# 2

» We just cracked a 750 of “Forêt,” an organic saison from Brasserie Dupont. The reviews on Beer Advocate are sort of mixed, but as far as I’m concerned it’s a knockout: bright, light, full of the best tastes of summer. One of the best saisons I’ve ever had. # 1

» All Hail the Meat Cocktail [www.cyberbilly.com/meathenge] # 1

» In a nod to an icon, NASA Shuttle to Launch Luke Skywalker’s Lightsaber. This makes me sad because it reminds me that Carrie Fisher’s breasts are no longer in the same pristine (and perky) condition. [www.space.com] # 1



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