If you’d like to watch a sad sack rant into a camera perched on the dash of his parked car about the end of womenkind’s preternatural ability to spot his self-loathing and axemurderiness from a mile away — and if you’re looking to stay positive about humanity, you’re not — then Steve Hoca’s powerful VoiceThoughts™ [...]

Here’s a hint. From the Times (UK):
Researchers remained puzzled as to why the women most likely to settle for a one-night stand were judged to be the most attractive. It was suggested that the lack of effort required on the part of men compensated for “any costs from long-term relationship breakdown”.
Looks like you should always [...]

Seems our hero, London floor-fitter Lefkos Hajji had a really bad idea. He decided to put a $12,000.00 engagement ring in a helium balloon and not hold on.
But as he left the shop, a gust of wind pulled the balloon from his hand and he watched the ring — and quite possibly the affections of [...]

I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion for game play and fornication. I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it’s too weird. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume dress optional but preferred. I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please be quite buxom [...]

A Pottsville man convinced a 15-year-old girl he was part werewolf and part vampire before sexually assaulting her, police say. … To prove to police he was indeed a genuine vampire/werewolf, Carl “showed me his canine teeth,” Joos said. “I let him know that all mammals, including humans, have canine teeth.”
Joos said Carl also told [...]

From Mindhacks:
Psychiatrist Donatella Marazziti and her colleagues measured levels of a protein that transports the neurotransmitter serotonin in the blood of 20 people who had recently fallen madly in love, 20 people with obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) and 20 healthy comparison participants. … She found that the group of patients with OCD and the recently [...]

Most of the advice John Mariani gives in this “How to Take a Woman to Dinner” piece on Esquire is antiquated crap—don’t go Dutch? Stand when she leaves and returns to the table? That kind of behavior is for after you’re in a relationship, not at the beginning—but I did like this one bit of [...]

As you peddled away crying, I realized that I had over reacted. I was having a bad day and had just spent a lot of money on a new paint job, but pulling a gun on you was out of line. I’d like to make a formal apology in person. Over a bottle of wine [...]

When forced to pick between crazy imbicilic cretin or white rapping fucknuckle, I always go with the creepy hillbilly mutant grown from DNA harvested from one of Paul Lynde’s turds. Attraction is not a choice.
The Five Worst Online Dating Video Profiles [Esquire.com]

A few of you have expressed some concern about my recent fascination with the pick-up and seduction community. Thank you for your healthy skepticism. I will say this: for as many good tips and advice I am discovering, I am finding just as many cases of pathetic armchair Casanovas.
I hope this video will quell some [...]

It’s hard not to dismiss this piece in TIME by Belinda Luscombe, titled “Why We Flirt,” with the pat answer: because we want to fuck. But it’s the stuff in the margins, when we flirt despite no real intention to follow through, that is much more interesting. Still, I can’t help but read blips like [...]