I hesitated to put this online, because the loss of a wife is a god damn tragedy, and I’m sure this guy is dealing with it the best way he knows how. Which, of course, makes the tattoo all the horrible; a beautiful young woman resurrected forever in freakish effigy, hungry for flesh.

It’s so common it’s a cliche: game geeks’ girlfriends and wives never get any action. For some ridiculous reason, video games are all too frequently more compelling to this dork set of society than their partner’s jubblies. JennyLC Chowdhury, an Interactive Telecommunications grad student at NYU, has created a possible solution to this problem with […]

Usually it’s a crime to break out of prison; in this case it was criminal to break in.
Either the chick’s got serious nerve, the dude’s the most amazing stud ever, or the power of love truly is the most amazing force in the world. Either way, I’m kind of sad that 29 year old […]

And it’s back to Men’s Health once again, as they’ve posted a list of seven—count’em, seven!—grooming tips for men as suggested by women. Which is to say, if you pay attention to these areas and do just what they suggest, you’ll be that much less disgusting to them. Because, y’know, men are nasty. Would you […]

“You’re the guy writing the bachelor party book? I was expecting someone more like a Marine.” Those were the first words out of the publisher’s mouth when we were introduced. Maybe not a vote of confidence, but totally understandable.
I know I am not the obvious choice to write BACHELOR PARTY CONFIDENTIAL. But I am perhaps […]

I don’t know what’s more disturbing: The way that Alec Baldwin would take such offense at his daughter, Addie, an alleged “rude, thoughtless little pig”, for not picking up the phone when he called, or that, presumably, her mother, Kim Basinger, leaked the incensed rant he left on her voice mail to the public.
Baldwin […]

One thing bachelor parties must, must, must enforce is a sense of fun and embarrassment for the husband-to-be. There are infinite ways to accomplish this missive, but when the boys put him to task with a list of things he must acquire or accomplish for points, it’s nearly always a sure-fire hit. If you’re simply […]

Let’s face it: most guys probably prefer my book BACHELOR PARTY CONFIDENTIAL never see the light of day. They have a pretty good scam going. The bachelor party has become their get-out-of-jail-free pass that women have a hard time refusing. I understand that they don’t want to jeopardize it. In fact, of the approximately one […]

Vegas is the undisputed bachelor party champ. Guys from all over the country and the world head there for the gambling and the girls. (Vegas has more than 60 working strip clubs and a small army of call girls who are advertised on cards being passed out day and night on the Strip). As of […]

When it comes to entertaining the masses at a bachelor party, it’s no longer a question of blond or brunette. While doing “research” for my new book, BACHELOR PARTY CONFIDENTIAL, I came across all sorts of pay-to-play options, including fat mamas, little people (male and female), dwarf tossing (male; illegal in many states), an S&M […]