“You’ll shoot your eye out, Kid!”
One of the greatest movies of all time, sure to bring groans of “Not that again!” from my family during the holidays, is A Christmas Story and over at Uncrate they’ve uncovered the Ultimate Collector’s Edition.
I wish it came with a Red Ryder BB gun.

A script reader got a hold of the movie written by professional internet bastard Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. They didn’t like it. (This is where I would tried to add “They must have been fat — or a woman!” but the sarcasm just didn’t come through.)
One other highlight before I [...]

Albert and Otis go to pick up their friend Euripedes.

Trip down memory lane…

Sometimes, we all just need to laugh. When I do, I pull the Court Jester DVD off the shelf. While no one will ever Out Fox the Fox, this may be one of the funniest moments in movie history. Danny Kaye is one of my favorite comedic actors of all time; Basil Rathbone is just [...]

Charleton Heston, 84, has died.
Charlton Heston, 84; actor played epic figures [LATimes.com]

Sometimes, after being swamped with movies like I Am Legend (which was so far off from the book as to be telling a different story) and whatever that Cloverfield thing was, it becomes easy to forget how awesome the art of movie-making can be. Then a friend IMs and tells you to turn on [...]

It has been so long since I’ve visited my friends the RadiSkull and his pal Devil Doll. This stuff was so funny, I remember watching it over and over and over.
RadiSkulls no non-sense attitude. Devil Doll’s yearning to be loved. Joe Sparks delivered it all. Who can forget Devil Doll’s classic lyrics:
listen up y’all, I’m [...]

I had never heard this! I’m doing a quick troll of Wikipedia to see if I can find anything — HOWEVER reading a quick blurb about a new series in production for the Smithsonian Channel entitiled True Story suggests the character is based on a real person.
The new series will explore the real-life history [...]

You know what this is? A commercial on the site that I’m not getting paid to run. Damn your clever selection of Will Ferrell, Old Spice. (This movie looks horrible, just like all the previous Ferrell character movies that I’ve loved.)
Also, Old Spice smells like Old Spice.