Archive for the 'Meat' Category



Video: Jimmy Dean 1-800 Complaint

I appreciate the verve and passion with which this Texan informs the Jimmy Dean sausage company about his feelings about their new smaller, 12-ounce packages. I also like that in Texas, Jimmy Dean sausage goes great with a T-bone steak.

New Bacon Precursor Discovered

A new species of wild pig previously unknown to science has been discovered in the Brazilian jungle.
The large creature grows to a length of more than four feet and is almost twice as heavy as its nearest relative. … Named the ‘giant peccary’, the creature was unknown until the skins and bones of animals killed […]

Video: Jim Gaffigan on Bacon

Not just stand-up. Funny stand-up. About bacon.

Pork Product Perfection

Watch a man fry cracklins and stuff smoked sausage. Turn off the sound because whatever he has to say is unimportant — this man is processing pork. via [offthebroiler.wordpress.com]

Susie and I have made a bit of a name for ourselves among our friends here in Brooklyn for being BBQ nerds. Which is fine—I make some great ribs; she has a killer pulled pork recipe. But we often try to explain to our friends as they cram meat down their gullets why BBQ is […]

All Hail the Meat Cocktail

All Hail the Meat Cocktail [www.cyberbilly.com/meathenge]

Now, hard-core foodies are drooling over the prospect of something truly superlative from Spain, at least in price: a salt-cured ham costing about $2,100 per leg, or a cruel $160 per pound. It’s a price believed to make it the most expensive ham in the world. … The 2006 Alba Quercus Reserve (as this pricey […]

He didn’t do it, but he’s threatening to make a version with cubed pieces of pork belly shaped like croutons. Genius.
Chicken Fried Pork Belly Caesar [Ruhlman]


DIY Bacon Smoking

If you’re equipped with a mechanism to smoke your own meats at home—and if you aren’t, make it so—you may absorb the same savory inspiration that seeped into my adipose tissues when reading this write-up of one man’s quest to create his own bacon.
The process sounds simply enough: cure; smoke; fry; eat. And you can’t […]

From the “Bacon Salt Story” page:
It was then that Justin told Dave and another coworker named Kara about his idea for Bacon Salt™. Kara, who is a vegetarian, loved the idea. Dave, a card-carrying carnivore and Midwesterner, loved it even more. Even the waiter at the fancy restaurant loved it.
That’s right: a seasoning that makes […]

Bacon Vodka

Some say that the internet’s obsession with bacon is over, but I defy this on two counts: first, no one has yet been spotted cramming bacon into their anus, creating a Goatse-inspired BLT (Bacon Ligament Tearing); second, no one has yet made bacon-infused vodka.
Oh wait: Yes, they have. [BaconVodka.GooglePages.com] (Thanks, Brownlee!)
Previously: Bacon…burger? Baconburger! [Dethroner]




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» Baconpig. Zenith of mankind’s porcine proclivity or just gross? You be the judge. Don’t miss the Pig Butchering Guide in T-shirt form. # 0

» A man wants to know if jerking off into his guppy tank will cause his fish any harm. Just don’t forget to cuddle, I say. [StraightDope.com# 1

» An Atlanta florist is selling the “Broquet,” baskets of amply masculine cactus and carnivorous plants that can be given from one man to another. [BananaFlorist.com via Seth Godin# 0

» What may be my next car, the Mitsubishi Evolution X, goes on sale today in Japan. Next year for North America. [Crave.CNET.com# 0

» I haven’t really dug into it much, but JoS. A. Bank is having what appears to be a pretty major sale, with up to 50% off on Fall items and 70% off on clearance items. [JosBank.com# 1

» Cities collapse due to unsustainable growth? Naw it’ll never happen. We have science. [unsw.edu.au, creationmuseum.org] # 0

» Headline of the Day: “Men want hot women, study confirms” [CNN# 2

» We just cracked a 750 of “Forêt,” an organic saison from Brasserie Dupont. The reviews on Beer Advocate are sort of mixed, but as far as I’m concerned it’s a knockout: bright, light, full of the best tastes of summer. One of the best saisons I’ve ever had. # 1

» All Hail the Meat Cocktail [www.cyberbilly.com/meathenge] # 1

» In a nod to an icon, NASA Shuttle to Launch Luke Skywalker’s Lightsaber. This makes me sad because it reminds me that Carrie Fisher’s breasts are no longer in the same pristine (and perky) condition. [www.space.com] # 1



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