There’s no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth! –Buford T. Justice
Oh, the times my father repeated that movieline to me! Over and over. Sadly he was dreaming and this lazy, useless drop-out is his son. [...]

This gift seems a little weird, even for my family. I get that someone else claimed multi-colored eggs and chocolate bunnies to celebrate their holiday, but did we have to go this far? Reminds me of this bad idea.

Fun and educational, our adorable Passover Ten Plagues Finger Puppets set is a great way to liven [...]

In order to laugh with this guy, he’d have to be laughing.

SORRY I HAVEN”T BEEN POSTING MUCH LATELY I HAVE BEEN EXPERICING GOS CHI ENERGY AMAZING POWER ALOT SO HERE IS THING>>>KEEP IN MIND I AM NOT A DOCTOR
BEYOND THIS IS TIME FOR ONE OR TWO FLIPZ OR MAYBE< YES< BLASTZ

Because you never know when you might have to do a high kick into the face of the checkout girl who won’t take your coupons, Chuck Norris Action Jeans “won’t bind your legs.” Of course, you might want to skip the slick-bottomed cowboy boots, unless you’re Chuck Norris, who does not interface with friction like [...]

Is Danny Sullivan’s “Real Kickboxing Bag Workout” actually “real?” Does it exist in our shared dimensional space? I’m going to go out on a limb and say that it does, because anyone selling you a $350 set of instructional DVDs, a water-filled kick-boxing bag, a jump rope, and a pair of boxing gloves must know [...]

Reader Andrew K. sent this video of a “Kiai Master” using “chi” to knock back dozens of fighters with nary a touch. The punchline, so to speak, comes when the master offers $5,000 to anyone who can defeat him with any mix of martial arts, with predictable and even tragic result. This poor old huckster [...]

The rest of the children at the dojo never forgot the time Chuckie was exploded by the upside-down side suto. At least until ice cream sandwich time!
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Is it wrong that the scathing reviews of theme restaurant Ninja New York have done nothing to quench my thirst to be served sake by the half-liter by deadly assassins? Even worse than theme restaurant—anathema to New Yorkers—it’s an old theme restaurant, and supposedly expensive, to (tabi) boot.
But whatever. I can think of at least [...]

Some person apparently just found an unopened box of SF 2 valentines cards in his mother’s house.
The date reads that this edition came out in 1994, the same year as that sad motion picture of the same name which featured the wonderful Raul Julia as the wicked villain M. Bison (the character featured here). [...]