Grooming



Mankini

One man, one hairy chest, and a dream: Thus Mankini is born. (SFW, so long as nearly bare-chested men are kosher on your factory floor.) [Photobucket]

A hangover kit is a great idea, but fuck a bunch of paying $90 for the “Hangover Helper Set”, even if it does include some interesting products:
• Nickel Morning After Rescue Gel: Facial shock treatment for when waking up is way too difficult.
• Menaji 911 Eye Gel: Minimizes those “I was plastered last night” eye [...]

Every year on St. Patrick’s Day, the denizens of Shamrock, Texas, have a beard-off. Not just any beard will do: to enter, citizens must grow a “Donegal,” [fig. 1] the proud chin strap made famous by the Amish and Robot Abraham Lincoln. (The real Lincoln was as smooth-faced as his Secretary of War, A.B. “Aunt” [...]

The former “Master Barber” for The Art of Shaving, Perry Gastis, has launched his own line of alcohol-free and (mostly) organic shaving items. Called “The Standard Shave System,” the first run of products includes pre-shave oil, shave cream, after shave balm, moisturizer, and an eye gel.
You’ll be paying dearly to access this collection of salves [...]

Last night was the gala combing out party for the HairMax LaserComb, the recently FDA-approved device that is one of three medically-recognized hair loss treatments. (The other two being drugs—or at least that’s what someone told us over whisky and wine last night.)
As is typical for product launches, a PR firm threw a drinks-and-appetizers function [...]

Public restrooms intimidate some men, turning them into vacuous sissies who, when confronted with an uncomfortable situation, make a beeline for the sinks and pretend they merely needed to wash their hands. Clue: you’re not fooling anybody. Other men are a little too comfortable, apparently confusing the public lavatory for a high school locker room, [...]

Tree-like Skin Condition

If you are skeeved out by pictures of a man whose feet and hands appear to be growing their own bark, do not click this link. [WMFU.org]

This piece in the Times‘ is a little too breathless about the fact that many men are now shaving their heads bald (especially considering they talk about its ascending popularity since the ’80s), but it has a few new product and service suggestions for the cue ballers—or those still unsure it’s time to go Maximum [...]

The new “K-4 Tetra” isn’t just any old razor—it’s a razor modeled after Mobile Suit: Gundam, one of the classic giant robot series from Japan. Gundam don’t usually transform, though, so don’t expect this razor to do anything other than cut your whiskers like a space sword.
Also includes four special replacement blades in an attractive [...]

Anytime you see the term “sales sheet” next to a gadget, it means that somewhere out in the Gobi desert a Chinese factory worker has invented and manufactured thousands of units of a products that he really hopes you’re willing to buy by the crate. That’s why you won’t be able to buy this nifty [...]

Why Do We Have Pubic Hair?

Why do we have pubic hair? Because it captures our funk, says Alice. [GoAskAlice.Columbia.edu]

Shaving Stuff reviews (in two parts) the contents of the “Urth Travel Kit,” a “TSA-Compliant” travel kit for men that includes Urth-brand face wash, scrub, shave formula, and face balm. All the Urth stuff is heavy on the tea tree oil, which is fine by me (but try to keep it away from young boys, [...]




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» The Royal Bacon Society is a fancy, fun blog all about you the Dethroner reader’s favorite food: Bacon. # 1

» Evidently a fan of Ebert’s is trying to help Mars breed the supreme race of M&Ms.

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
M&Ms prove Darwin was right Thanks Ryan  # 0

» Baconpig. Zenith of mankind’s porcine proclivity or just gross? You be the judge. Don’t miss the Pig Butchering Guide in T-shirt form. # 0

» A man wants to know if jerking off into his guppy tank will cause his fish any harm. Just don’t forget to cuddle, I say. [StraightDope.com# 1

» An Atlanta florist is selling the “Broquet,” baskets of amply masculine cactus and carnivorous plants that can be given from one man to another. [BananaFlorist.com via Seth Godin# 0

» What may be my next car, the Mitsubishi Evolution X, goes on sale today in Japan. Next year for North America. [Crave.CNET.com# 0

» I haven’t really dug into it much, but JoS. A. Bank is having what appears to be a pretty major sale, with up to 50% off on Fall items and 70% off on clearance items. [JosBank.com# 1

» Cities collapse due to unsustainable growth? Naw it’ll never happen. We have science. [unsw.edu.au, creationmuseum.org] # 0

» Headline of the Day: “Men want hot women, study confirms” [CNN# 2

» We just cracked a 750 of “Forêt,” an organic saison from Brasserie Dupont. The reviews on Beer Advocate are sort of mixed, but as far as I’m concerned it’s a knockout: bright, light, full of the best tastes of summer. One of the best saisons I’ve ever had. # 1



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