Even the Queen sits to pee, and even the Duke of Edinburgh farts in public.

I have some passing experience with fatherhood that I suppose I should chime in on.
I wanted to have kids when I was a teenager—to actually father children as a teenager. The idea being that by the time they were of age, I’d still be young enough to relate to them. It didn’t happen, and [...]

Over the past week on Dethroner, I think my paucity of parenting aptitude has become clear even to readers least knowledgeable in the fatherly arts.
The evidence (in chronological order):
• I would not allow my wife to tie a string to my testicles during childbirth.
• No male breastfeeding.
• My greatest parenting fear: Taco Bell-like rats.
• [...]

(or “How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Having My Plumbing Messed With, Stepped Up and Booked the Appointment”)
Gord Fynes – I don’t consider myself to be a squeamish type of guy when it comes to medical matters of the body, unless it involves the voluntary giving of blood. Maybe it was all those biking [...]

Reader Craig S. writes:
Perhaps you could ask the readers about the best parenting and fatherhood books they’ve found. I have a 6 week old and I’d love to find out some books that have proved helpful and/or interesting to other fathers. Personally I thought “Happiest Baby on the Block” was pretty helpful.
Well, Craig, [...]

“Our anus is a useful thing indeed.” ’80s television stars talk to kids about their nethers, featuring pedophiliac, manipulative snake puppets.
Even more creepy moments after the jump. The stunned looks on the kids faces is a triumph of subversive editing.

My grandfather has had ten kids in his life, and he’s changed exactly one diaper. Since defecation experts estimate the average number of diapers per child to hit around 6,000 before they get the hang of the toilet, that puts the approximate tally at Grandpa: 1, Grandma: 59,999.
For most dads today, that ratio’s not [...]

I could break each of these out into their own posts, but that seemed like a cheap exercise in post count padding. These are my questions to you, fathers.
• Do you sleep nude with your kids? If so, when did you stop doing it? Did you ever stop doing it? Is being nude around your [...]