Archive for the 'Family' Category
When Getting Pregnant Makes Women Crazy for Sex
8 Comments Published by Joel April 27th, 2007 in Family, Sex. Share ThisSure, not every woman who gets knocked up turns into a fleshy weeble-wobble aching for cock, but after reading this man’s experience, I wish they would. According to Jayden, whose wife is currently carrying around his spawn, sometimes, if you’re lucky, carrying a baby inside transforms her into the dirty tramp you’d always wished she’d […]
Convicted Father Ditches On Son’s Kidney Transplant
0 Comments Published by Alex April 26th, 2007 in Family. Share ThisCheck it out: Byron Keith Perkins was serving time for bank robbery, and awaiting sentencing for marijuana distribution and unlawful transport of firearms. Looking at around 25 years in the pen. He’s released temporarily to see if he had a compatible kidney to donate to his dialysis-stricken son, but instead of following through on […]
Three sisters and their mother forced their children to scrap—we’re talking about two- and a three-year-old—while filming it, calling the boy a “wimp” and “faggot” when he didn’t want to bash his little sister with a magazine or a hairbrush. They have inexplicably avoided jail time. [News.Sky.com]
The Bloviator Chews Out His 11 Y.O. Daughter
4 Comments Published by Alex April 20th, 2007 in Family, Relationships. Share ThisI don’t know what’s more disturbing: The way that Alec Baldwin would take such offense at his daughter, Addie, an alleged “rude, thoughtless little pig”, for not picking up the phone when he called, or that, presumably, her mother, Kim Basinger, leaked the incensed rant he left on her voice mail to the public.
Baldwin […]
Men One Step Closer To Obsolescence: Sperm From Women?
6 Comments Published by Alex April 13th, 2007 in Family, Gadgets, Milestones, Women. Share ThisUK scientists from the University of Newcastle upon Tyne are working on a way to produce sperm cells from bone marrow. They feel it may be possible in time to enable men, incapable of producing sperm, to have their own offspring. Following successful production of pre-sperm cells from the stem cells within men’s bone marrow, […]
Morning Tonic: Brutal Parenting
3 Comments Published by Joel April 13th, 2007 in Family, Fighting, Martial Arts, Tonic. Share ThisThe rest of the children at the dojo never forgot the time Chuckie was exploded by the upside-down side suto. At least until ice cream sandwich time!
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A Swedish couple wants to name their child “Metallica.” Swedish officials, who can nix “weird” names, have done so. We never ended up talking about it during Fatherhood week, but I actually think giving your kids offbeat names is sort of cool. (And it doesn’t get more offbeat than Lars Ulrich. Zing!) [BBC]
Keith Richards ground up his father’s ashes with some cocaine and snorted them. A god damn hero, that one. [Boston Herald/AP]
My Hymen Belongs To Daddy: Purity Balls
11 Comments Published by Alex March 26th, 2007 in Family, Milestones. Share ThisI’ll fess up right off the bat that when I first heard of “purity balls,” I thought it referred to some ridiculous notion that today’s boys might be having about not beating off. Of course, how absurd, nothing short of a pair of handcuffs and a gaffe could stop that.
In actuality, purity balls are […]
Sconnywatch: Ashland Couple Deliver Child At Unsafe Speeds
2 Comments Published by Alex March 26th, 2007 in Cars, Family, Milestones. Share ThisThe good news is that the baby’s fine, the parents are very happy, and nobody got a speeding ticket. Or died in a fiery crash, for that matter. Still, I shudder when I think about how Jereme and Lisa Tauer of Hurley, WI delivered their newborn son in a car that was being driven at […]
Taking Your Wife’s Surname
18 Comments Published by Joel March 23rd, 2007 in Family, Romance, Women. Share ThisTaking your wife’s surname really freaks a lot of people out, at least if Donna and Mike Salinger’s story is any indication.
As Donna and Mike entered their wedding reception, an unwitting announcer told the expectant crowd, “Ladies and gentleman, put your hands together for the new Mr. and Mrs. Salinger!”
Some guests clapped, some chuckled at […]
It was inevitable. [ThreadlessKids.com]


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