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Sure, not every woman who gets knocked up turns into a fleshy weeble-wobble aching for cock, but after reading this man’s experience, I wish they would. According to Jayden, whose wife is currently carrying around his spawn, sometimes, if you’re lucky, carrying a baby inside transforms her into the dirty tramp you’d always wished she’d […]

Check it out: Byron Keith Perkins was serving time for bank robbery, and awaiting sentencing for marijuana distribution and unlawful transport of firearms. Looking at around 25 years in the pen. He’s released temporarily to see if he had a compatible kidney to donate to his dialysis-stricken son, but instead of following through on […]

Supermoms Force Toddlers to Battle

Three sisters and their mother forced their children to scrap—we’re talking about two- and a three-year-old—while filming it, calling the boy a “wimp” and “faggot” when he didn’t want to bash his little sister with a magazine or a hairbrush. They have inexplicably avoided jail time. [News.Sky.com]

I don’t know what’s more disturbing: The way that Alec Baldwin would take such offense at his daughter, Addie, an alleged “rude, thoughtless little pig”, for not picking up the phone when he called, or that, presumably, her mother, Kim Basinger, leaked the incensed rant he left on her voice mail to the public.
Baldwin […]

UK scientists from the University of Newcastle upon Tyne are working on a way to produce sperm cells from bone marrow. They feel it may be possible in time to enable men, incapable of producing sperm, to have their own offspring. Following successful production of pre-sperm cells from the stem cells within men’s bone marrow, […]

The rest of the children at the dojo never forgot the time Chuckie was exploded by the upside-down side suto. At least until ice cream sandwich time!
(Photo: Unknown)

Baby Named “Metallica”

A Swedish couple wants to name their child “Metallica.” Swedish officials, who can nix “weird” names, have done so. We never ended up talking about it during Fatherhood week, but I actually think giving your kids offbeat names is sort of cool. (And it doesn’t get more offbeat than Lars Ulrich. Zing!) [BBC]

Richards Snorts Father

Keith Richards ground up his father’s ashes with some cocaine and snorted them. A god damn hero, that one. [Boston Herald/AP]

I’ll fess up right off the bat that when I first heard of “purity balls,” I thought it referred to some ridiculous notion that today’s boys might be having about not beating off. Of course, how absurd, nothing short of a pair of handcuffs and a gaffe could stop that.
In actuality, purity balls are […]

The good news is that the baby’s fine, the parents are very happy, and nobody got a speeding ticket. Or died in a fiery crash, for that matter. Still, I shudder when I think about how Jereme and Lisa Tauer of Hurley, WI delivered their newborn son in a car that was being driven at […]

Taking your wife’s surname really freaks a lot of people out, at least if Donna and Mike Salinger’s story is any indication.
As Donna and Mike entered their wedding reception, an unwitting announcer told the expectant crowd, “Ladies and gentleman, put your hands together for the new Mr. and Mrs. Salinger!”
Some guests clapped, some chuckled at […]

Threadless Kids

It was inevitable. [ThreadlessKids.com]




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» Baconpig. Zenith of mankind’s porcine proclivity or just gross? You be the judge. Don’t miss the Pig Butchering Guide in T-shirt form. # 0

» A man wants to know if jerking off into his guppy tank will cause his fish any harm. Just don’t forget to cuddle, I say. [StraightDope.com# 1

» An Atlanta florist is selling the “Broquet,” baskets of amply masculine cactus and carnivorous plants that can be given from one man to another. [BananaFlorist.com via Seth Godin# 0

» What may be my next car, the Mitsubishi Evolution X, goes on sale today in Japan. Next year for North America. [Crave.CNET.com# 0

» I haven’t really dug into it much, but JoS. A. Bank is having what appears to be a pretty major sale, with up to 50% off on Fall items and 70% off on clearance items. [JosBank.com# 1

» Cities collapse due to unsustainable growth? Naw it’ll never happen. We have science. [unsw.edu.au, creationmuseum.org] # 0

» Headline of the Day: “Men want hot women, study confirms” [CNN# 2

» We just cracked a 750 of “Forêt,” an organic saison from Brasserie Dupont. The reviews on Beer Advocate are sort of mixed, but as far as I’m concerned it’s a knockout: bright, light, full of the best tastes of summer. One of the best saisons I’ve ever had. # 1

» All Hail the Meat Cocktail [www.cyberbilly.com/meathenge] # 1

» In a nod to an icon, NASA Shuttle to Launch Luke Skywalker’s Lightsaber. This makes me sad because it reminds me that Carrie Fisher’s breasts are no longer in the same pristine (and perky) condition. [www.space.com] # 1



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