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100,000 Moosehead Brews Stolen
3 Comments Published by travis September 24th, 2007 in Booze. Share ThisHey Ontario, sorry for your loss.
Two tractor-trailers carrying 70,000 cans and 44,000 bottles of Moosehead Lager were stolen early Wednesday morning at a transport company’s facility in Mississauga, Ont.
The beer company says the retail value of the load is $200,000.
Moosehead isn’t necessarily my favorite beer north of the border, but 100,000 beers being […]
Could cut glass with these…
0 Comments Published by travis September 21st, 2007 in Tonic. Share This[Via Digg]
That’s What I Call Porking!
5 Comments Published by travis September 18th, 2007 in Food, Sex. Share ThisLurking underground in the heart of Tokyo’s trendy Roppongi is a true heart of darkness - a members-only club that combines forbidden sex practices with the art of fine dining.
The gist of it is, members pay a hefty fee at the door to be allowed to… have sex with the animal of their choice - […]
Marc Ecko and the $750,000 Bad Idea
12 Comments Published by travis September 18th, 2007 in Sports, Uncategorized. Share ThisMarc Ecko, the man behind the Ecko line of overly baggy shirts featuring rhinos and other random graffiti crap, purchased the Barry Bonds record-breaking home run ball for $750,000. He appeared on the Today show yesterday to inform the world what he was planning on doing with the ball.
Fashion designer Marc Ecko is allowing […]
Beer Pong Champion Tire Cover
1 Comment Published by travis September 18th, 2007 in Beer, Vehicles. Share ThisEnjoy unnecessary field sobriety tests? Nothing gives me the jollies more than a cop forcing me to walk a line while repeating the Declaration of Independence backwards and blowing into a high-tech dildo. Decorating your vehicle with beer pong memorabilia is just asking for this to happen, but you are a champion, so who give […]
Buy-Your-Own Tailgating Trailer
3 Comments Published by travis September 17th, 2007 in Beer, Cars, Food. Share ThisThe art of tailgating is something that has always boggled my mind. Sitting outside of a stadium, cooking and drinking (often in the freezing cold) and waiting for a game to start. It is really just glorified line-standing, but regardless, this Gameday Customs trailer will make tailgating that much better. It includes a 27-inch LCD […]
I always figured that being locked into a polyester suit all day would drive a mascot a little batty. Now it’s on tape!
[Via Crunchgear]
RoFo Beer Dispensing Headgear
0 Comments Published by travis September 14th, 2007 in Booze, Gadgets. Share ThisA Slave to my Passions since 1989, I, “Mad” Randy Flann, have enjoyed developing nearly two hundred “concepts of convenience” which I call RoFo Headgear. Many of these have been featured across the globe in the hippest magazines…
Stay class Mad Randy Flann. Oh and invest some money into a web designer. Your […]
Stainless Steel Wallet: Smooth as Silk?
5 Comments Published by travis September 14th, 2007 in Clothes. Share ThisYou might think that steel would be hard on your jeans pocket, but in fact these wallets have the texture of silk and are woven from micro fibers of stainless steel. When you touch the silky metallic surface you’ll think they were created by sophisticated nanobots… and almost nothing is more geeky than nanobots.
…not to […]
Whiplash the Dog-Riding Cowboy Monkey
0 Comments Published by travis September 13th, 2007 in Dogs, Sports, Tonic. Share ThisThe Lighter Side of being a Lion
2 Comments Published by travis September 12th, 2007 in Sports, Tonic. Share ThisDon’t forget, it’s still Dethroner’s ongoing quest to bring you lions. This case of lion-ry is a little more humiliating, but at least he takes it in stride.
[Via Home Run Derby]
DIY Soviet Lawnmower
1 Comment Published by travis September 12th, 2007 in Chores, Tools. Share ThisThose Russians and their wacky lawnmowers! It’s like a sitcom waiting to happen.
But still there were lucky ones, those who were lucky enough to have a lawn to take care of and time to do this. They wanted to have a lawnmower but couldn’t buy it - nobody sold them, again, because all the […]
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