Sex with a dead dog is not an official crime in Michigan. Here, boy! [mlive.com]

Middle school principal deals crystal meth out of his office. I wonder how many Saturday schools he will get for that one. [CNN]

Authorities in London are threatening to take a 218-pound 8 year old boy into protective custody unless the mother improves his diet. Talk about Big Brother! [BREITBART]

Pirates vs Terrists — Who would win? Discuss. [BBC]