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Baby Brownlee’s Burden

Granted, there were some clingy child brides I managed to lose in the festering bowels of Calcutta, so there’s a few question marks. Nevertheless, I am fairly certain that each and every one of the billions of protozoic spermatozoa I have produced in a lifelong career of fluid expenditure have died a mass genocide. Metaphorically, […]






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