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Apparently, ladies who practice unsafe sex have happier lives than those who use condoms, or so claims researcher Gordon G. Gallup, Ph.D., a psychologist at the State University of New York in Albany.
Semen contains mood-elevating hormones (testosterone, estrogen, prolactin, luteinizing hormone and prostaglandins); Gallup attests that they are powerful, and potentially addictive chemicals. His […]

This one came in last week from a longtime reader, who asks the right guy the right question…
What is your take on men and nail polish? I love having painted toenails and the ladies seem to really dig it. I have even been taken by the arm by a total stranger to have […]

I spent a number of years working for a small indie label that was surprisingly well-funded. This morning, a friend asked me if I had any pearls of wisdom to pass on from that experience for a friend of hers that she really believes in, who has sacrificed a lot, both personally and professionally, to […]

One Legged Man Kicks Ass

What do you call a guy with no arms and one leg who manages to outdrive a posse of cops who are chasing him for traffic violations? A badassed sonofabitch, that’s what. [sptimes.com]

Seriously, what the fuck.
The guys over at Complex have collected a great deal of them. Some of these are kinda stying, but most of them look like some designer at David Z just blew Walt Disney and then hurled in Technicolor all over his blueprints.
Laced (Complex.com)

“Caylen Christopher Schneider, 19, was arrested outside of Hunter’s home shortly after a neighbor called 911 Thursday. He was wearing about a dozen pairs of women’s underwear under his clothing, a sheriff’s deputy said.” [signonsandiego.com]

Now that I’ve been mentally hanging out all morning with Terry Richardson, I can’t help but be influenced by sleazy thoughts that I’m not entirely uncomfortable with. I mean, it’s one thing to appreciate hot sexy things, but it’s another to be utterly compelled to build a life and a name around them. Nevertheless, I’m […]

Am I the only New Yorker who has never been able to figure out why creepy uncle-cum-hipster icon/mainstream quasi-pornographer Terry Richardson is the slightest bit relevant? I’d say it was a generation gap thing, but the man is older than me, yet he is lionized by the 18-30 year old set and those who masturbate […]

Best Movie Review, Ever

I can’t even finish reading it without posting it here. I’m dying. It’s so funny, I’m wet. Please make sure you’re not reading this in the presence of a tightassed boss. [It’s a review of “Return of the King,” since Alex was too “wet” to actually tell you. -Ed.] [thenoiseboard.com]

The last three black dudes I saw on the N/W line wearing fresh ball caps were not wearing them with the 59/Fifty sticker on either side of the bill. Stupid white dudes trying to be all ghetto-savvy can now stop doing it too.

Wow, this is one of those things that makes you feel like you’ve just never done anything clever with your life. Ever.
With the merging of a tricked-out pop-up book as the animation and the band’s live action footage, director Price James has just joined the ranks of Michel Gondry, I feel. A Bjork […]

Women Actually Poop!

Normally I like to support the idea that women don’t poop. Sure, I know it’s a lie we tell ourselves, but it’s a good lie with a noble cause. Pooping is one of those nasty things that only men do because it’s in our DNA. Regardless, you can’t help but enjoy this table-leveling story published by the Poop Report. [poopreport.com]






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