A script reader got a hold of the movie written by professional internet bastard Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. They didn’t like it. (This is where I would tried to add “They must have been fat — or a woman!” but the sarcasm just didn’t come through.)
One other highlight before I […]

Discovery Channel is one of my employers, but they didn’t know that when they asked me to let you know that Shark Week now includes robot sharks. Informed.
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Discovery posts this fantastic update from the world of tree shrews, which are apparently nature’s own lushes:
Even the most ardent beer fans would have trouble subsisting on their favorite brew day in and out, but scientists have just discovered that the pentailed treeshrew lives off a frothy, fermented nectar that smells like beer and has […]

Bill Bumgarner explains tequila in more detail than you probably ever thought necessary:
First, Cuervo Gold is not good tequila. It is actually a really terrible product, quality wise, backed by some brilliant market. Sadly, most of the tequila consumed in the United States is Cuervo Gold or something equally as bad. And by “bad”, I […]

I don’t even care anymore. We’re going all bulldog all the time.

One more video and we’re going to have to change the tagline of the site.

You will find this video delivers as advertised. (Thanks, John!)

If you’d like to watch a sad sack rant into a camera perched on the dash of his parked car about the end of womenkind’s preternatural ability to spot his self-loathing and axemurderiness from a mile away — and if you’re looking to stay positive about humanity, you’re not — then Steve Hoca’s powerful VoiceThoughts™ […]

Cracked, one of the only site that can actually pull off a decent “Top X” list, traumatizes your inner, speckled teen with five horrible rites of manhood from other countries. But do any of them trump…middle school gym class? [Cracked]

L.E. Leone on killing the chickens she raised herself:
I can vouch for “essential.” I can vouch for “omnivore.” My brain and my body crave meat with my salad. In fact, I think I might die without it. For sure I’d go crazy. But, personally, I don’t know about “evil.” I’ll own it: There’s a part […]