Great Moments In Style: Apocalypto

Look, I know I’m supposed to be boycotting anything and everything Mel Gibson, but every brilliant filmmaker worth a damn is at least a little bit crazy and has some whacked opinions. Besides, them Jews started all the wars anyway. Consider William Wallace and Longshanks from Braveheart. Both of them were Jews – right, Sugartits?

Some flicks need to be seen on a big screen. If supporting this man’s art is too guilty a pleasure, do like I did and pay to see something else, then sneak into this picture afterwards. Despite all the negative feedback about historical inaccuracies and the like, it remains one of the few movies available that focuses on pre-conquistador Maya peoples. It’s edumacational!

(Besides, the real reason to see it is the outrageous violence and the pimped-out warriors who do it. Now I want to wear jawbones on my arms and wear a snappy headdress.)