Men’s Health’s “15 Things You Didn’t Know About Your Penis”

Take, for instance, this distubring factoid about erectile function:

1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don’t care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li’l guy.

That stresses me out enough to consider lighting up.

Also, I find it amusing that “Research [was performed] by the editors of Men’s Health Germany.” They’re not good enough to write, but they’re good enough to do cock science.

Update: Forgot the link! [Men's Health]