Top 10 Strange or Useless Shaving Products

#10 • Silvo Shaving Foot Rest – When the edge of the tub just won’t do. [pictured left]

#9 • The Ulti-Mate 73350 Dispenser Deluxe III – Buy in bulk! Eliminate costly spills! Stick a giant plastic contraption on your shower wall with tape and glue!

#8 • Peugeot Tidore Nutmeg Shaver – Okay, this isn’t a real entry, but we wanted to see if you did a double take, too. [pictured right]

#7 • Conair HLM10R Hot Lather Machine – Hot lather is great, but a machine takes all the finesse and class out of it.

#6 • Tweezerman Professional Stainless Steel Callus Shaver – “Caution: Do not shave live skin or use on people with diabetes or hemophilia.”

#5 • Muhle-Pinsel Gold Shaving Bowl – When porcelain just isn’t regal enough. Doubles as a desk-top spittoon. [pictured left]

#4 • Erbe, Solingen Chrome Shaving Set with Mach 3 Turbo Razor – Takes the only affordable part of the Mach 3 Turbo—the handle—and chromes it up for $225.

#3 • Tweezerman Automatic Tweezer – This may work great, but it sure is funky looking. [pictured right]

#2 • HeadBlade HeadLube Moisturizer – We hear that the HeadBlade is actually pretty handy for the baldknobbed, but HeadLube? Come on.

#1 • Coochy Cream Pear Berry Rash Free Shaving Cream – And to think it took us a year to name this website.