Betty: “Color for the Hair Down There”

Ignoring the shudder-worthy juxtaposition of coochie coloring creme and the term “no-drip formula,” I can completely support this new line of hair coloring from Betty, aimed at ladies who want to sass up their Sally Struthers. (If you know what I mean. [I mean their cunt hairs.]))

Probably would work for men, too, but everybody knows real men color their crotch mane with butane lighters and Clorox.

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