Corey Haim Loves Space Ace

Check out Corey Haim’s personal website—the blinking evilness will take over your MIND! (Just when I thought Tom Cruise had the title.)

From the about page:

When COREY isn’t busy filming, he enjoys: participating in ULTIMATE FRISBEE and other fun outdoor athletics, cooking for his friends and family, playing video games (especially MYST & SPACE ACE!), chillin’ with his friends Jason and Greg, and acrylic painting.

First, Corey Haim does not hang out with me, not would I ever be caught dead acrylic painting. I use oils, like a real man.

Second, Space Ace? That game wasn’t fun for anyone! It consisted of memorizing patterns like “Left, Left, Up, Down, BUTTON PRESS!” Zzzzzz. Graphics were fun for the time but Dragon’s Lair, of which it was a cheap rip-off, kicked its ass. [Dragon's Lair and Space Ace were made by the same people, dipshit. - Ed.] [Then its a lame sequel or derivative. Eat it! --Jason]