Meat Water: Protein Drink

Uh. Get your protein on! New Meat Water claims to give you what it takes to build muscle — and it sounds delicious. Take their Ground Beef and Cheddar flavor for instance:

Ground Beef + aged Cheddar

As Samuel L. Jackson once said, “Now that’s a tasty burger!” How do you like yours? ‘Cause when it’s cooked right, there’s nothing like a juicy burger with a thick slice of Vermont cheddar on top. You can even taste the ketchup!

Store it cool, but drink it warm!

If only this were real! Dethroner advertising dollars would go through the roof! (or Joel would trade it all away for a case of Fish ‘n Chips flavor.)