How Not to Handle the Police

I’m still chuckling to myself…

“He offered to buy us beers if we would just let him go home,” Officer Joel Reierson wrote in the report.

I wish cops would be that cool. “Dude, I’m drunk. I got a pocket full of dope and pills. How about you back off, have a beer and I run home and sleep it off?”

Seems a 24 year old in Indianapolis got caught in possession of xanax and weed while drunk in public. The cops found more xanax and more weed in his car. When faced with arrest the gentleman evidently offered the law-enforcement professionals $100 and some beer.

How did it work for him?

Narayan Thomas Trivedi, 24, was held in the Marion County Jail this morning on initial charges of bribery, drug possession, public intoxication and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Whoops! Additional charges!