Ogre Mage Looking for Cheap Date (No Cats)

I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion for game play and fornication. I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it’s too weird. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume dress optional but preferred. I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please be quite buxom and imaginative for play and enjoy fantasy role play aesthetics. Please send pics, leves, preferred adventure type and spell list. We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie. Also I’m allergic to cats.

He’s in Kansas City, too! I’ll call up my sister and she if I can trick her into taking him out.

lvl 8 ogre mage seeks moon queen or druid [Craigslist.org]