Why Your Penis Thinks You Should Skip Dessert

Most of the advice John Mariani gives in this “How to Take a Woman to Dinner” piece on Esquire is antiquated crap—don’t go Dutch? Stand when she leaves and returns to the table? That kind of behavior is for after you’re in a relationship, not at the beginning—but I did like this one bit of advice:

Don’t order coffee. Because if you order coffee, how on Earth is she going to invite you back to her place for a cup? You can always grab desserts on the way back to her place.

How to Take a Woman to Dinner [Esquire]