Video: Secrets of Seduction Commercial

A few of you have expressed some concern about my recent fascination with the pick-up and seduction community. Thank you for your healthy skepticism. I will say this: for as many good tips and advice I am discovering, I am finding just as many cases of pathetic armchair Casanovas.

I hope this video will quell some of your worries about my judgement as this tragic character hawks his “Secrets of Seduction” video—Windows only!—and regales you with a John C. Reillyesque lisp with tales of the beautiful “ravening” brunette he was seducing just a few weeks back. This man is at the top of the mountain, friends, his stiff prick waving in the breeve.

[via Boinkology]