Our Least Essential Post Ever

Thanks to the acumen and generosity of one P. Fibiger, our Wordpress hatches should now be battened against that asshole spammer who was inserting links into our posts. Sorry about that.

In retaliation, I have worked a small hex that will forever trap the spammer in the video to Bonnie Tyler’s “Faster Than the Speed of Night” where he will play the role of “Flying Guitar Dancer’s Thong.”