The 9 Manliest Names, Ever

Cracked.com broke down the nine manliest names ever and number one absolutely takes the cake.

… Max Fightmaster is also in the army, or at least he was in 2003. The awesome part? His rank: Staff Sergeant.

This means Max’s full name and title is STAFF SGT. MAX FIGHTMASTER. That is the manliest name on the planet. Hands down, bar none. Just saying that name will put hair on your chest. Even if you’re a woman.

The 9 Manliest Names in the World [Cracked]