Introducing These Week’s Theme: Fitness

You fat fucks.

We have built a great civilization that feeds itself molecule chains too slippery to be absorbed as food and created work that, for most of us, chains us to an internet terminal and feeds us illusory metaphors like “surfing” and “virtual reality” to mask the fact our lifestyles are turning our bodies into calcified, pockmarked cocoons.

This week on Dethroner we’ll work together to figure out where we’re going wrong, the harsh reality our bodies face due to our sedentary, grub-like lifestyles, and what we can do to fix it.

You won’t like much of what you’re going to hear, but if you’ve been fighting your weight (up or down) or are just worn out and ready to regain the glistening muscles of your 12th-level Ranger, this week’s for you.

Image courtesy of gabefarns.