I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me…

Forget the war, socialized medicine, and the lack of free national roving teenage handjob squadrons: this is the most important story of our time:

Neuroscientists say a recent report indicates moderate drinking may have a positive effect on the health of a person’s brain. … Queensland Brain Institute director Professor Perry Bartlett says the report shows drinking alcohol does not kill off brain cells – and that drinking up to four standard glasses of wine a night might be beneficial.

Oh, it is on.

Drinking may not be so bad, say scientists [ABC.net.au]