Great Moments in Wikipedia: Personal Water Craft Injuries

Wondering if Jet Ski and other personal water craft had done anything to improve their emissions, I stumbled on this comically horrible gem.

From thePersonal Water Craft entry on Wikipedia:

A rider who falls (or is ejected) off the back can land directly in the path of the PWC’s high-pressure jet of water. Unless a rider is appropriately dressed in garments made out of a strong, thick substance like neoprene (as is commonly found in wetsuits), the jet will easily penetrate any orifice it reaches. The consequences include permanent disability or death. For example, in 2006, the California Court of Appeal (First District) upheld a $3.7 million Napa County jury verdict against Polaris Industries arising out of one such incident (which had devastating effects on the victim’s lower abdomen).