The Incredible Shrinking Man (and His Flesh Flaps of Fury)

David Smith was a giant fatty, covered in over 600 pounds of loathsome man-cracklin’. Then, amazingly, he lost it all, slimming down to a healthy 230, several pounds of which were unneeded skin. Smith is now undergoing surgeries to have that skin removed.

Which answers the question: better corpulent gravy grub or skinny Hellraiser extra? Looks like taut Cenobite wins this round.

I kid because I love (being an asshole), but hats off, really. I can’t lose my 20 pounds of spare tire that I need to finish it off and dude’s tearing off pounds so fast he has wings. Good job!

This is really the most incredible weight lost story I’ve ever heard [Fugerica]