Nine BBQ Grills for People Who Probably Can’t Cook

Someday we’ll get off our ass and start writing more of these “Top Whatever” lists that will bring in the link love from around the web. Then we’ll actually make money with this site—not spend our nights staring at the ceiling with stomachs sour with self-loathing—and invite you all to a barbecue. And we’ll cook you ribs on one of these nine grills selected by Cool Hunting, because we will be full to bursting with wealth and able to afford such monstrous toys that make much ado about fucking fire.

Anyway, my point is: everyone is a cunt. But you’re a scab-encrusted snaggle-toothed one if you spend $4,500 on a BBQ. Flame on!

Nine BBQs [Cool Hunting]