Ten Worst Spider-Man Tie-Ins

In honor of the release of Spider-Man 3, which is almost certain to be the worst in the series, 10 Zen Monkeys has assembled the “Ten Worst Spiderman Tie-Ins,” products so loathsomely commercial and banal you might just be compelled to purchase them. For example, the Spider-Man freight train:

What kid hasn’t dreamed of replacing fighting superheroes with drawings of them on the sides of a box car. Just imagine the thrilling battles when the Spider-Man boxcar fights the Green Goblin boxcar — to boxcar death.

The real moral of this story is that Sony didn’t need to spend a quarter of a billion dollars making Spiderman 3. Kids would rather stay home playing with trains.

Ten Worst Spiderman Tie-Ins [10 Zen Monkeys]