When Getting Pregnant Makes Women Crazy for Sex

Sure, not every woman who gets knocked up turns into a fleshy weeble-wobble aching for cock, but after reading this man’s experience, I wish they would. According to Jayden, whose wife is currently carrying around his spawn, sometimes, if you’re lucky, carrying a baby inside transforms her into the dirty tramp you’d always wished she’d be. Besides the obvious, what’s the benefit? I’ll let him explain his rationale:

1. It’s Perverted. Mounting a pregger-lady is like screwing your Mom. Naughty. Incestuous. My cock stiffens now when I see nine-monthers struggling down the street.

2. New Flesh. My wife’s figure has bloomed so big, it feels like I’m cheating on her with a zaftig mistress — quite pleasurable, after the decade of skinny monogamy that I’ve suffered.

3. Checking On Junior. This Daddy likes poking his head down the hallway, knocking on the cervix door to say “Hi!” to his son.

4. Stress Reduction. If I wasn’t romping wild with my wife, I’d just be worrying about college tuition, and my spawn metamorphosing into a Littleton monster.

There’s a fifth benefit he mentions in the next few paragraphs. I’ll give you a sneak peak: “my perineum needs pounding, like abalone.”

Pregnant Nymphos [10 Zen Monkeys] (There is a Suicide Girls ad on there which flashes a breast but it is otherwise work safe.)