Freaky Trannies, Please Stop Giving Us A Bad Name

To paraphrase Eddie Izzard, on behalf of all the executive transvestites, or in my case, even the associate transvestites, I humbly ask all the fucking weird ass transvestites to cut the shit out, please. You and your misguided shenanigans are messing it up for the rest of us. It happens all the time.

To wit, I reference yesterday’s incident in McMinnville, OR: We find a gentleman, nearly naked save but for a pair of high heels, on a bench in the basement of a mostly vacant medical building. No word on what he was doing, or why.

Did he lose a bet? Was he just getting some kicks? Was it the prelude (or aftermath) of some larger fantasy? We shall never know, because after he was discovered, miss thing got the cops called on his 40 to 50 year old lookin’ ass. Some wag called 911 and soon two McMinnville police units responded. And some deputies from the Yamhill County Sheriffs Office. And some of the Oregon State Police. They surrounded the building because, y’know insane people are dangerous, and one could clearly see man’s nuts. (I’ve been dying to make that joke, thank you!)

The weird tranny disappeared without a trace, last seen fleeing down a hallway, still only wearing the heels without even a wig to cover his short white hair or baldness.

While the ability to escape such a dramatic situation cannot fail to impress, it was still a negative reflection on an already maligned demographic. So some of us like getting all fetched up in women’s clothes. Big deal, and there’s no crime in taking it out of the house, either. However, doing things in a way that’s obviously going to creep out other people is less a reflection on the tranny part and more on the mentally unbalanced part.

The situation here would have been the same if the man was wearing combat boots. But would that reflect on the military? No. However, the fact that he only had heels on makes all transgendered people look bad.

Nude Man in High Heels Causes Lockdown [ap.org