Grooming For The Ladies

And it’s back to Men’s Health once again, as they’ve posted a list of seven—count’em, seven!—grooming tips for men as suggested by women. Which is to say, if you pay attention to these areas and do just what they suggest, you’ll be that much less disgusting to them. Because, y’know, men are nasty. Would you kiss you? I didn’t think so.

Of course, it does seem to be a thinly-veiled product placement pitch, as nearly every item on their agenda comes with a link to a consumer toiletry product, but really, what doesn’t these days?

That said, the second item on their list was kind of a surprise:

Mega-Minty Breath
Gargle 5 seconds before you show up and we’ll worry you’re hiding halitosis. Schedule a mouthwash buffer of 20 minutes so the flavor wears off a bit.

So wait…it’s possible for breath to be too fresh? Odd.

7 Grooming Tips for Men [menshealth.com]