Announcing This Week’s Theme: Bachelor Parties

At no point is a man more sure he’s ready to commit to a lifetime with one woman than when he’s buried neck deep in the crotch of a stripper so filled with cocaine her vagina looks like a snow drift. Or at least that’s what I’ve heard, having never been to a bachelor party worth its weight in antibiotics. Instead, bachelor parties are often somber affairs, informal burials of boyhoods, or pathetically drunken hugfests. Could there be a bachelor party out there that lives up to the legends?

This week we’ll be looking at the full spectrum of the bachelor party experience, handily guided by David Boyer, whose new book “Bachelor Party Confidential: A Real-Life Peek Behind The Closed-Door Tradition” is about to pop like a ping-pong ball from the splayed doors of book stores everywhere. (And is shipping from Amazon.) Be sure to send in your tips, questions, and most importantly most profound, embarrassing, or sappy tales of the last free day of your life.

If you have a tip or a story idea for Dethroner, please feel free to send a tip or drop us a line on AIM, or just add it in directly to this week’s schedule on the wiki. (Edit password “hairclumps”.) In addition to theme-related links, we also welcome regular submissions to Ask Dethroner and Dapper or Crapper?. Upcoming themes are available for your perusal and suggestion on our Planning Commission Wiki.