Cornball Dining: Ninja New York

Is it wrong that the scathing reviews of theme restaurant Ninja New York have done nothing to quench my thirst to be served sake by the half-liter by deadly assassins? Even worse than theme restaurant—anathema to New Yorkers—it’s an old theme restaurant, and supposedly expensive, to (tabi) boot.

But whatever. I can think of at least one friend of mine who will be joining me at NInja New York the next time he is in town. I want to dine in a place with secret passageways, explosions, and nooks where ninja hide to drop frop the ceiling. I mean, they even train attractive lady ninja how to serve cocktails with a sword! I’ll drop 100 bucks a person to check that out. Once.

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