Testosterone Television: Monday April 2nd

All times Eastern.

• 6PM, Court TV – Forensic Files: Frozen in Time. The disappearance of a 23-year-old woman stumps investigators for 3 years until they receive a tip: reports of a man who has kept a refrigerated truck running constantly.
• 6PM, National Geographic Channel – Relentless Enemies: Lions vs. buffalo in Botswana’s Okavango Delta.
• 6PM, Travel Channel – Earth’s Natural Wonders: The Amazon river, the Sahara desert, and Angel Falls.
• 7PM, Travel Channel – Earth’s Natural Wonders: Niagara Falls, Australia’s Great Barrier Reef, the Grand Canyon, Mount Everest.
• 7PM, Discovery health – Impact: Stories of Survival: Propeller Smash. A look at a 200 mph crash that results in many broken bones; a mishap in which an airplane mechanic has a propeller slice through his head; an incident in which a 12-year-old is crushed by 1,000 pounds of drywall; and a girl’s 600 foot fall down a frozen, rocky mountain.
• 7PM, Food Network – Good Eats: Tuna: The Other Red Meat. A near-death experience convinces Alton of the importance of tuna to a healthy diet. He prepares tuna steaks on the grill and purchases a chimney charcoal starter. Also: how to tell if a soy sauce is the real deal.

8PM on after the jump.

• 8PM, Animal Planet – Buggin with Ruud: Bug Superheros. Survival adaptations of insects and how humans have used them in modern technologies.
• 8PM, Biography Channel – Biography: Ozzy Osbourne. A profile of Black Sabbath frontman and reality TV star Ozzy Osbourne. Among those commenting are his wife Sharon and their 3 children; Elton John, Sabbath band members, Marilyn Manson, Jay Leno, and Simon Cowell.
• 8PM, Discovery Channel – Dirty Jobs: Snake Researcher. Mike works alongside bait and lobster fisherman in Maine; reads viewer mail; cleans algae from Lake Michigan; and wrangles angry, endangered water snakes from Lake Erie for a survey.
• 8PM, Discovery Health – Inside the Criminal Mind: Profiling 2 teenage killers, a murderous celebrity stalker and a satanist who killed his parents.
• 9PM, Discovery channel – Futureweapons: Future Combat. A system that provides a nonlethal way of protecting troops; the Crusher, an unmanned ground combat vehicle.
• 9PM, History Channel – Digging for Truth: Search for King David. A quest for historical King David, who, according to biblical account, slew the giant Goliath when he was a shepherd boy and went on to become the king of Israel.
• 10PM, History Channel – Engineering an Empire: Egypt. The architectural and engineering wonders of Egypt. Including the world’s first known dam, the tomb of Pharaoh Djoser, the temples at Abu Simbet.
• 10PM, Showtime – The Tudors: After the assassination of his ambassador King Henry VIII hungers for war with France, but acquiesces and agrees with a peace plan proffered by Cardinal Wolsey, who has ulterior motives involving the papacy.
• 10PM, Travel Channel – No Reservations: Las Vegas. Bourdain samples food in Las Vegas, from casino fare to local joints, and visits the Neon Museum.
• 11PM, Biography Channel – Biography: The Everly Brothers. Profiling Don and Phil Everly, whose popular musical style was influenced by their Kentucky roots.