Don’t Have Sex With Dead Deer In Wisconsin

I’m awfully tempted to start a recurring column called “Sconnywatch” or something, because freaky shit always seems to be going down out there. Sometimes it’s a weird sex thing. Sometimes it’s a bizarre killing. Sometimes it’s bestiality. The news flash of the day: all three!

20 year old Bryan James Hathaway of Superior, WI has just been convicted of having necro-bestiality with a dead deer. This occured nearly two years after he killed and screwed a horse. (Spare the ‘piece of ass’ jokes.)

Hathaway was presumably unable to drive to Indiana to beat their clock on the passing of a recent bill to ban sex with animals.

Man Gets Probation for Dead Deer Sex [hosted.ap.org]