You Have Got To Be Kidding Me: The Dimpler Tie Tool

I can see the point of a shoehorn, it saves wear and tear on the backs of shoes and actually does make it easier to get into snug loafers and such. I can even see the point of clip-around bow ties (mind you, not clip-on bow ties, those are a joke). But to actually shell out $15 (including shipping) for a plastic device to put a dimple in my tie? You’ve gotta be kidding me.

How many fingers does a man need to be missing to necessitate this piece of crap? Man, people will sell anything if they think there are enough suckers out there to throw them a few bucks.

Laugh with me, or call me a fool: www.dimpler.com