No Regrets: Alien Backpiece

You know, I may never have balls big enough to shave my head and tattoo anything upon it. But if I ever get that particular case of elephantitis, I only hope I’m as tasteful and wacked as this dude.

I have to admit it—as far as totally committed ink freaks are considered, this one is badass. Normally I tend to piss all over folks who extend the ink above the neck, but this is pretty damned cool. I just love the scene underneath where the hapless human is being completely overwhelmed by the guys from XmptttzZzitDtrg 4.

Gotta wonder if he’s got some ink of Tom Cruise crawling up from his asshole to save the day; that would surely swing any undecided voters one way or the other.

Alien Tattoo nutjob, I salute you!