No Regrets: Armpit Pr0n

What with everyone and their mother having been into the tattoo market for some time now, and tat shows being on every other crappy cable channel, I thought we might as well indoctrinate our own regular segment on the matter. Because, let’s face it, for every wicked and bitchin’ tattoo riding someone’s skin, there have got to be two or three astoundingly awful ones. This new column which we call, “No Regrets”, will only recognize the very extreme of either.

The inaugural post focuses on a nameless youth who had a very bad idea and decided it was worth wearing for life. His mother is either dead or wishes she was, but maybe he always wears long sleeves around her. Let’s hope so, for Mom’s sake.

Not Work Safe version after the jump.

Bonus points for the constellation of hickeys between ankle and cooter; clearly someone thinks he’s a hunk in spite of the tat…or perhaps because of it!