Sex With Animals In Indiana Soon To Be Illegal

After over two centuries of sexual liberty, citizens of Indiana may soon learn that a bill circulating in the state legislature has become law and will then render illegal any family traditions of fucking their animals.

Under the proposed bill, sleeping with your family dog—however consensual it may be—becomes a misdemeanor. [Perhaps it is a risk worth taking, if the bitch is really, y'know, hot.] But anything approaching S&M will result in a felony and possible incarceration; an attachment to the proposal states that the penalization is extended to felony status if the sex turns violent or results in death of the beast.

There is no mention of the penalty for crossing state lines into Kentucky with your animal, where the law is surely more lenient.

Bill would outlaw sex with animals [post-trib.com]