Ultimate Hair Risk: White Boy Afro

Undeniably, one of the hardest hitting and unapologetic looks a caucasoid can rock is the white boy afro. It’s one of those all or nothing moves, seeking the big payoff in the respect of your fellow men and the adoration of women everywhere. Guys who win with this thing are viewed as hip beyond mortal limitations, sexually virile, freewheeling and living The Life. The gamble – more often than not, you’ll look like Sideshow Bob and even your inflatable love doll would sooner fake a headache over laying down with your nappy ass.

Like so much else in this world, it all comes down to your natural character. Is your unconscious gait a strut, or do you fake a limp? Are you truly easygoing with all manner of folk or are you known as to be judgemental or intolerant? When you get to the club, are all your drinks comped, while everyone else’s goes up by a buck? Do you stay abreast of the coolest music in any genre, are you a total bitch magnet, can you wear clothes that other men wouldn’t be caught dead in but they somehow work like magic on you? Or do you simply have enough fuck you money that you can do any damn thing you want?

If you pass these tests, then you, sir, might be a candidate for the white boy’s afro.

After the jump, a rather sizable collection of gentlemen with the ballsiest ‘do in town; no judgements from us as to whether they rock or walk; I leave that to you.