What bullshit is Dethroner trying to pass off as a review? Spaten? WHAT? But thats the six pack I’m drinking my way through right now — we’ll, lets be honest I mixed up three 6ers into a Spaten Oktoberfest, Jack’s Pumpkin Spice Ale and Old Foghorn triumvirate of beer drinking ROI.

I’ve got admit, I’ve got two other reviews to write in front of this one — but I’m not gonna. I’m having too much fun drinking my way through this beer medley. The Spaten is great. I’ve spent enough time in the Spaten tent at Oktoberfest, as well as various Spaten bierhausen (?) in Munich to know its my third favorite Munich brewery. I much prefer Schneider-Weisse and number two is Ayinger. Spaten is a great, you aren’t able to get what you want, so I’m gonna trinke Spaten kinda beer.

The Oktoberfest is kinda dark golden and it has the traditional very malty, barely hopped Oktoberfest thing going on. I like it. I like drinking it. It smells like an Oktoberfest (not like Oktoberfest, that smells like cotton candy, beer and piss.) It tastes exactly like an Oktoberfest should. You can buy this beer with little to no fear.