Seriously:

“A teenage boy has discovered the quickest way of getting arrested is to break into a police station,” South Australia state police said in a statement on its website.

About A$2,000 ($1,340) of damage was caused and the boy was denied bail, the statement said.

A police spokesman added the youth did not give a reason for his actions, and may have had “a bit too much to drink.”

Teen arrested breaking into police station, Reuters